Gun Dudes misfire awards up to episode 70
This is a list of the Gun Dudes' misfire awards up to episode 70. Check their podcast out at http://www.gundudes.com/
Ep2- Man shoots lawnmower-
http://burnitdown.wordpress.com/2008/07/27/man-shoots-lawnmower/
Ep3- Drunk women shooting big guns (youtube videos)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qRJzpQXb7c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJjaj7pXsA&feature=related
Ep4- Drunk man shoots off own testicles
http://xo.typepad.com/blog/2004/06/drunk_man_shoot.html
Ep5- Boys lock themselves inside safe
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=4018140
Ep6- Pill causes women to choose in-compatible partners
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/aug/13/medicalresearch.medicaladvicefortravellers
Ep7- Stab-proof jacket (pg 18 of 24)
http://www.glenfieldonline.co.uk/pdf/finalproofsep.pdf
Ep8- Tony Blair's bodyguard misplaces sidearm in Starbucks bathroom
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,416461,00.html
Ep9- Dumb graffiti artists
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/6981558.stm
Ep10-Local guy high-centers his ATV during his getaway
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=4261765
Ep11- Australian award, nothing to do with a gun but we loved it because it could have been solved with a gun.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,426272,00.html
Ep12- Convenience store robber leaves behind his ID after clerk turned down his robbery threat.
http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-robbery0921,0,3837823.story
Ep13- England award again. police confiscate a 78 year old man's walking stick (its a deadly weapon)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1064338/Police-confiscate-walking-stick-retired-teacher-78-offensive-weapon.html
Ep14- This is a public service announcement from England. Feel free to insert any word in the place of "knives" like drugs or something to see how generic they have become.
http://campaigns.direct.gov.uk/talkaboutknives/
Ep15- This is how a language barrier can foil a robbery.
http://www.nationalpost.com/todays_paper/story.html?id=901933
Ep16- A car thief shows up to court in a stolen car
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Car_thief_turns_up_to_court_in_a_stolen_car&in_article_id=378262
Ep17- Superman gone bad?
http://content.acsyellowpages.com/news.html?id=UPI-20081101-202438-8898&version=1
Ep18- Tony Blair's bodyguard again. we love them.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1084842/Tony-Blairs-bodyguard-triggers-Israeli-airport-panic-gun-goes-off.html
Ep19- Carjackers need to learn to drive a stick.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/11/18/Police_Carjackers_couldnt_drive_manual/UPI-70821227041777/
Ep20- Assault with a turkey weapon.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081124/ap_on_fe_st/odd_turkey_club_3
Ep21- Drunken father has his 9 year old son drive him to liquor store.
http://www.officialwire.com/main.php?action=posted_news&rid=81882&catid=826
Ep22- Burglar gets trapped in a sealed chimney.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/11/Alleged_burglar_trapped_in_sealed_chimney/UPI-30611229025219/
Ep23- England Wolworth's to ban lightsabers because they look like guns.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/15/Woolworths_restricts_light_saber_sales/UPI-41721229386537/
Ep24- Ecstasy was for my dog your honor
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24832778-17001,00.html
Ep25- Only the mighty Thor could scare a man like that.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/01/01/Man_in_Thor_costume_scares_off_burglar/UPI-50001230838212/
Ep26- Car bomber blows himself up
http://www.b92.net/eng/news/crimes-article.php?yyyy=2008&mm=12&dd=28&nav_id=56046
Ep27- Man's gun fires, shatters toilet
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=5315514
also- Man spray's toilet papering teen's with fox urine
http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2008/12/11/2203851-man-sprays-toilet-papering-teens-with-fox-urine
Ep28- Angry husband throws cat at wife.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Angry_husband_throws_cat_at_wife&in_article_id=490230&in_page_id=2
Ep29- Holy legal defense!! Batman
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jan/23/holy-legal-defense-batman-fighting-arrest-court/news-metro/
Ep30- Man puts 911 dispatcher on hold to deal drugs
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090203/D964D2D82.html
Ep31- Cape wearing man arrested after robbing an adult store.
http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/crime/archives/019450.html
Ep32- Wedgie's as good as handcuffs
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=5618996
and
Sagging pants trip suspect during getaway
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/18738554/detail.html#-
Ep33- Lemonade shortage prompts 911 call.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/02/08/Lemonade_shortage_prompts_911_call/UPI-18911234124607/
Ep34- Woman called cops three times over McNuggets.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/03/03/Woman_called_cops_3_times_over_McNuggets/UPI-19671236133541/
Ep35- Sillicone Valley man twitters through a break in.
http://www.businessinsider.com/revision3-coo-twitters-through-home-break-in-2009-3
Ep36- Grandma chases don purse snatcher.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/03/04/Grandma_chases_down_purse_snatcher/UPI-71031236207719/
Ep37- Bus driver clubs a TOY baby seal in front of protesters.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/03/16/Bus_driver_attacks_toy_seal_with_a_stick/UPI-92861237212798
Ep38- Woman locks herself in her own call
http://www.wesh.com/cnn-news/19063789/detail.html
Ep39- Robber needed cash for diapers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/04/07/Police-Robber-needed-diaper-cash/UPI-96351239131464/
Ep40- 18 year old arrested and cuffed because police mistake a steering wheel club for a gun
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25325471-952,00.html
Ep41- Teen car thief soils himself
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,705298541,00.html
Ep42- NYPD gun buyback program disturbed by man who trades in a live hand grenade.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/04/26/2009-04-26_gun_buyback_bombs_in_bx.html
and- Man tries to rob dry cleaners with a sword.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2009/04/22/man_tries_to_rob_dry_cleaners_with_sword/
Ep43- Dye explodes in mans pants
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=6770518&rss=rss-ktrk-article-6770518
Ep44- Police arrest burglar after he returns with better tools
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/nationworld/world/wire/sns-ap-odd-burglary-suspect-returns,0,3126502.story
Ep45- Woman uses baby to shield a man from a cops taser
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/nation/45003037.html
also
Teen tries to rob bank with banana
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520399,00.html
Ep46-Another cop impersonator
http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2009/05/15/story_officer.html?type=rss&cat=&sid=102
and
McDonalds FINALLY using boiling oil to repel invaders
http://www.metronews.ca/vancouver/local/article/223961--rcmp-release-photo-of-mcdonald-s-robber-burned-by-hot-oil
Ep47- Store clerk turns table on robber
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/46324562.html
Ep48- We are back in England with the story of the first anti stab knife to go on sale.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6501720.ece
Ep49- Cash from previous bank heist leads to arrest
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-apologetic-bank-robber-19jun19,0,3231084.story
Ep50- Family the UK told to remove their 3 foot trampoline because it could be used by burglars
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5698389/Family-told-to-remove-trampoline-because-it-could-be-used-by-burglars.html
Ep51- Armed police in England arrest man for playfully pointing a toy ray gun at a child
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1135179/Armed-police-arrest-man-playfully-pointing-toy-ray-gun-baby.html
also
Japanese police now equiped with chintzy inacurate paintball guns
http://gizmodo.com/5311467/beware-criminals-japanese-police-now-equipped-with-chintzy-inaccurate-paintball-guns
Ep52- Man injured in accidental canon misfire.
http://www.myfox8.com/wghp-cannon-injury-090706,0,7481120.story
Ep53- Fleeing woman captured while trying to light crack pipe
http://www.ajc.com/news/north-fulton/fleeing-woman-captured-while-87467.html
also, Police arrest naked 'Terminator'
http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/13072009/5/naked-man-casino-terminator-0.html
Ep54- Man bursts into flames after Taser strike
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/man-burst-into-flames-after-taser-strike/story-e6freuy9-1225752613397
Ep55- Children in England investigated for laughing too loudly.
http://media.libsyn.com/media/cdwarf/GunDudesEpisode55.mp3
also, would be carjacker returns keys because he can't drive a stick.
http://www.rgj.com/article/20090804/NEWS01/90804036
Ep57- Man tries to sell fake TV (it's an oven door)
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/08/11/Police-Man-tried-to-sell-fake-TV/UPI-37231250028483/
also, Tasers setting more people on fire. http://gizmodo.com/5342207/tasers-include-hidden-feature-set-suspects-on-fire
Ep58- Robbery suspect spray-paints face and dies. http://www.wistv.com/global/story.asp?s=10973100
also, Man wearing speedo tried to steal vehicles. http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16032/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=YCX1eEqf
Ep59- Police in England steal from unlocked cars to "teach" victims a lesson. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/26/london-police-steal-from-_n_269856.html
Also, Woman tries to shoot down plane for being too noisy. http://www.gadling.com/2009/09/01/woman-tries-to-shoot-down-plane-for-being-too-noisy/
Ep60- Pipe wrench trumps repeat burglar. http://www.bluesheepdog.com/2009/08/18/pipe-wrench-trumps-repeat-burglar/
Ep61- John Hopkins student uses a Samurai sword to defend himself http://www2.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/national/article/johns_hopkins_med_student_used_sword_to_kill_intruder_police_say/292982
Ep62- Burglar leaves his Facebook page open on victim's computer http://www.journal-news.net/page/content.detail/id/525232.html also Imperial man shoots himself in the head while trying to teach girlfriend gun safety http://www.kmov.com/topstories/stories/kmov-stlouis-news-090921-firearm-safety.1a1a31153.html
Ep63- Jailer treated after accidentally shooting deputy in the leg http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/6631012.html . Also, in England, A library scissor ban is called absurd http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/8276243.stm
Ep64- Burglar is caught after drinking victim's wine and then falling asleep. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6263864/Burglar-caught-after-drinking-victims-wine-and-falling-asleep.html . Also, a Jihadist blew himself up but hiding a bomb in his butt. http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/08/pull-my-finger-jihadist-who-blew-himself-up-on-saudi-princes-private-jet-hid-explosives-in-his-anus.html
Ep65- Officer shoots woman and dog playing. http://www.click2houston.com/news/21236395/detail.html
also Scout eating tool lands 6 year old in reform school. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/education/12discipline.html?_r=1
Ep66- Man stabbed son over a clogged toilet. http://www.wptz.com/news/21336430/detail.html?taf=pla
Ep67- Grandmother admits to poke charge in the UK http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/lancashire/8286097.stm and the second is Suspects color faces with marker http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/10/no-mask-no-problem-suspects-use-permanent-marker.html
Ep68- Ferret stuffed down pants, used as weapon http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/6692545.html
Ep69- Ex British soldier faces jail for handing in gun. http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
Ep70- This first one is about a robbery suspect is jailed minus part of his nose http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16032/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=bjKTF44Y . Last is a story where a man kidnaped his friend at gunpoint for a ride home http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2009/10/man_arrested_for_kidnapping_af.html