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Jerry Orbach died :( (Lennie Briscoe on Law and Order)
The earthquake literally fucked up the Earth... it permanently accelerated the Earth's rotation, shortening days by a fraction of a second and caused the planet to wobble on its axis, "Richard Gross, a geophysicist with NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California, theorized that a shift of mass toward the Earth's center during the quake Sunday caused the planet to spin 3 microseconds, or millionths of a second, faster and to tilt about an inch on its axis."

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You know what I'm fucking tired of? I'm tired of fucking getting on a dating site... start talking to someone, only to find out they are in a serious relationship, or have entered a relationship int he past month or so... ok so if this the case why the fuck do they spend every day logging in multiple times to a website with DATING or SINGLES in the title... whent hey fucking have someone... god damnit I FUCKING HATE IT

So...

So turns out I"m not going to work today becasue I woke up and literally had to struggle just to breathe... then after literally blowing about a toilet paper roll full of goo out of my nose... and coughing up lumps of blood rather violently for about a half hour... I managed to get enough breath and get the room to stop spinning from the coughing to call work and say I wouldn't be in and that if I could get my mom to loan me the money I'd go tot he doctor (which I have no intention of trying as I hate doctors) and they acted all pissed off... well you know what... every last one of them called in sick with this the past 2 weeks for 2-5 days at a time... I've had it for a week... its so bad that I decided I need to stay home with decongestants and dry it up... and they act like its some big fucking deal... so fuck them I'm gonna start trying to find a new job and if they say shit to me about missing today when I go back tomorrow (my lungs willing) then I'll cock slap them in front of the masses