I'm rather upset. I want to enlist... but they are telling me that I was prescribed an inhaler a few years ago so I can't join unless I take a pulomanary test and pass it as well as be examined by a few of their docs and take a strenuous physical. I also need to lose 80 pounds or they won't take me. I'm going to do it. I'm going to need support from everyone every once in a while. If I stray off course you guys need to like bitch slap me back onto course. I'm giong to do this damnit. It's what I want.

-Das Allgemeine!
AxisMundi