Stupid Dog

Gah, so... the dog has to go. Last night I climb in my bed to feel something slimy and smelly, the dog got in my bed and barfed all over the place under the covers... what is owrse is it was the size of 2 tennis balls probably, and only about 3 pieces of dog food, the rest was styrofoam, string, and God only knows what else. Plus she's destroying my grass in the back yard because she runs so fast she slides and leaves skid marks. *shudders*