So, I forgot to pack a change of boxers... and I realized this AFTER my workout... well I don't bring cologne or anything... so I figured... well... I'll wash them in the shower and try and dry them as best as I can... that only made them smell a million times worse. So I put on my soggy boxers... got dressed and was about to leave when someones gym bag was sitting out, wide open... and I notice the glint of glass... so I notice it is aftershave and look around... yank the bottle out... splash a little on my finger a few times and place it about my body... try to get it back exactly where it was in their bag...
I then proceed to walk the 1/4 of a mile between the buildings, in 20F with soggy boxers... feeling like the lowest of thieves... I don't know who the bag belonged to as I'm the first person over there everyday and it was there when I got there... and I think I recall it being there yesterday as well... if I ever find out I suppose I'll offer them a dollar and an apology for the few splashes I stole... *nods*.