Anagrams

Here are some of my favorite anagrams.
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Elvis = Lives
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Listen = Silent
Santa = Satan
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Astronomers = No more stars
The eyes = They see
Conversation = They rant on
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em
Mr. Mojo risin' = Jim Morrison (from the Doors song, "L.A. Woman")
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
Funeral = Real Fun
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
New York Times = Monkeys Write
David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV
Howard Stern = Retard Shown
Information Superhighway = Hi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!
Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six? = He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex.
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. (by Vonnegut) =
A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.(from hamlet) =
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten
( I shit you not that is an anagram, no letters were added or removed. check it for yousrelf... shakespeare probably did that shit on purpose)