Angelina...

Well... Angelina is still not interested in me (maybe because she's never met me or even heard from me)... now I hear she's dating that fuck Collin Farrel.... Some day Angelina Jolie will notice me (or so I madly hope)... she's only 9 years older than me... in the early 90's she was all about self mutilation, had purple hair... most of her head was shaved, and she was doing a correspondce course on how to prepare bodies for burial. When she married Johnny Lee Miller in '96 she was wearing a white shirt with his name written on it in her own blood... 99 she married Billy Bob... they made 3 blood written contracts while they were together... She did the first Tomb Raider... saw the poverty in Cambodia... became a humanitarian. Said "if you make 10 million dollars, you can afford to spend 5 and not miss it"... and she practices what she said... spending great amounts of her 8 figure per movie income on humanitarian efforts... Now she's seeing Colllin... why not me... why oh why can't it be me... Hrmm...ever since I first saw her almost a decade ago I've wanted to know her... as time passes she gets only better... One day I'll at least meet her... I swear it to you all... LJ as my witness!