~~If you can`t Dazzle them with Brilliance, Riddle them with Bullets~~
If You Try To Fail & Succeed, Which Have You?
I`m Not Grouchy. Everyone Else Is Too Happy
Internal Revenue Service we`ve got what it takes to take what you`ve got
Invest in America Buy a Congressman
I Thought I Wanted a Career . . . Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
I wore black before it was cool
Lottery: A Tax on People who are bad at math
Life Is Sexually Transmitted
Necrophilia Is Dead
One Man`s Salvation Is Another Man`s Peril
Other Than That, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?
Our Bodies Are Temples & Lovemaking Is Our Worship
Rumors of my Demise are Greatly Exaggerated
Religious groups should stay out of politics or... be taxed!
"School Takes Thirteen Years because that`s how long it takes to break a childs spirit" - M.L. King
Stop Repeat Offenders. Don`t Re-Elect Them.
The Problem With The Gene Pool is there is no lifeguard,
The Spirit of the Taliban Lives in all Fundamentalists
Why Do Psychics Have to Ask You For Your Name?
Worry About Your Own Damn Family!
Your Child Is An Honor Student, But You`re Still An Idiot