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School shooting calculator.
Here's how you did:
You have a 50% chance of shooting up your school.
You will kill:
32 teachers
28 students
12 police officers
You will wound 140 others.
It will happen like this:
You will go to your first lesson and sneak out early. You and your friends will weld every door shut, set off the fire alarm and smoke bomb the halls. Many alarmed children and teachers will come running into the dense smoke. You will pull out your rocket launcher and begin firing into the crowd, shooting at everyone. There will be lots of screaming and blood. Shortly after, the police will arrive and attempt to take you out, but not until you've killed a decent amount of students and faculty. You will then shoot your friends and escape elaborately.
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Here's how you did:
You have a 50% chance of shooting up your school.
You will kill:
32 teachers
28 students
12 police officers
You will wound 140 others.
It will happen like this:
You will go to your first lesson and sneak out early. You and your friends will weld every door shut, set off the fire alarm and smoke bomb the halls. Many alarmed children and teachers will come running into the dense smoke. You will pull out your rocket launcher and begin firing into the crowd, shooting at everyone. There will be lots of screaming and blood. Shortly after, the police will arrive and attempt to take you out, but not until you've killed a decent amount of students and faculty. You will then shoot your friends and escape elaborately.
You came from http://www.toaster-strudel.net/fisch/squiz.html