To Whom It May Concern.

All deities, fairies, spirits, and otherworldly forces that see or hear this, I am in need of finding a valid lottery ticket that I can cash in for 1 million dollars U.S. currency. I will use the money wisely, buy a house, furnish it... bank the other 80%... get a job paying a little over minimum wage, and live off my interest and job pay checks. Thank You. I will begin leaving gifts and offerings to anything that wishes to help my request be fulfilled.