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I got bored... so I decided to compile a list of all 18 of the 3-stooges...
1) Moe Howard (2) Curly Howard, (3) Shemp Howard, (4) Larry Fine, (5) Joe Besser, (6) CurlyJoe DeRita, (7) Mousie Garner, (8) Jimmy Brewster, (9) Dave Chasen, (10) Dick Hakins, (11) Kenny Lackey, (12) Frank Mitchell, (13) Red Pearson, (14) Bobby Pinkus, (15) Freddie Sanborn, (16) Jack Wolf, (17) Lou Warren, and (18) Sammy Wolfe!

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OK, so yeah... we literally have 4x as much space in this building as we did in the building we just came from at the beginning of July... now they tell me that some woman is going to be sharing my cubicle with me untill the end of december. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Bye bye to my privacy, bye bye to my ability to screw around online when there is no work to do... bye bye to half of my fucking desk and drawers... GRRRR

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Bon Denver died... RIP Gilligan!
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.
So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the tropic island nest.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars,
not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From seven stranded Castaways,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

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So last night, me and Jeremy went and saw the Transporter 2 before we went to the gym. When we were leavin the theater we saw Terkhorn... Janelle wasn't anywhere around. Jeremy walked over to Terk and started talking to him, I damm near walked over there and just caved Terk's head in but right as I was about to nock his head off of his body, I offered him my hand and said "I know we've had some issues with each other but, hi" and he took my hand and shook it and that was that... him and Jeremy stood around talking for about 5 minutes or so then Janelle came out of the bathroom... I thought things were looking up and getting better, then I had to see her. Of course she had to run up to me and hug me... but either to not make Terk think I was gonna steal her like he believed about a year ago when we exchanged death threats, or maybe just to protect myself... I didn't return the embrace. I also didn't talk to her hardly at all, nor did I look at her for more than 10 seconds or so total the 20some minutes they stood their and talked. Most people that know me knew how much I cared about Janelle... those of you even closer to me know that she would have married me but she didn't like how I was always giving her gifts, so she met Terk and fell in love with him... and they got married. I was fine with seeing them untill now... but at least she's happy, and they are doing good... and I guess thats what I should care about.
-The Wolf

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BREAKING NEWS
AP: Huge oil spill spotted near storage tanks on Mississippi River downstream from New Orleans, state officials say.
UPDATE
A huge oil spill was spotted near two storage tanks on the Mississippi River downstream from New Orleans, state officials said Friday.
The oil was seen in a flyover to the Venice area by the Department of Environmental Quality.
"Two tanks with the capacity of holding 2 million barrels appear to be leaking," the department said in a statement.

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arlier, police officers told CNN that some of their fellow officers had simply stopped showing up for duty, cutting manpower by 20 percent or more in some precincts. Before Thursday night fell, police were stopping anyone they saw on the street and warning them that they were not safe from armed bands of young men who were attacking people and attempting to rape women.
A fed-up Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco warned the lawbreakers that extra troops have already arrived in the city, and others are on the way -- and "they're locked and loaded."
She said Thursday night that 300 soldiers from the Arkansas National Guard had arrived -- "fresh back from Iraq."
"These are some of the 40,000 extra troops that I have demanded," Blanco said. "They have M-16s, and they're locked and loaded ... I have one message for these hoodlums: These troops know how to shoot and kill, and they are more than willing to do so if necessary, and I expect they will."