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Holy shit!!! Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) Is in Never Say Never, the last Bond film Connery did... he plays Nigel Small-Fawcett, the person that meets Bond from the British Embassy in Nassau! Holy, fucking, shit!
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Bleh, school just told me I can't recieve any financial aid because my mother won't sign the dependant form... becuase I'm NOT her dependant... she can't claim me as one on her taxes but school says I"m still her dependant
So thats like... 9k$ MORE I have to borrow... and now I can't get a subsidized loan I'll have to borrow from a private lender, who is going to want me to have great credit or collateral... which means I'm not going to be able to get any money which means I'm going to have to pay for this class I'm in now out of my pocket in cash and then just not get my bachelors, while my half-brother and all my friends go to school for FREE because they are vietnam vet kids.
Things just keep getting worse and worse
So thats like... 9k$ MORE I have to borrow... and now I can't get a subsidized loan I'll have to borrow from a private lender, who is going to want me to have great credit or collateral... which means I'm not going to be able to get any money which means I'm going to have to pay for this class I'm in now out of my pocket in cash and then just not get my bachelors, while my half-brother and all my friends go to school for FREE because they are vietnam vet kids.
Things just keep getting worse and worse
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Oh my god!!! The machines almost one... the almost killed John Conner, instead they got Jeff Conner... thank god!... but the machines tried to hid( http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/08/22/raceway.deaths.ap/index.html )
"The dead were identified as Donald Roznowski, 51, and Jeff Conner, 18."
See they tried to kill him with a stock car, and well they did kill a J Conner... a Jeff Conner, bot John Conner... its only a matter of time before they hunt him down, hopefully a hijacked and hacked terminator can get here in time to save him!
"The dead were identified as Donald Roznowski, 51, and Jeff Conner, 18."
See they tried to kill him with a stock car, and well they did kill a J Conner... a Jeff Conner, bot John Conner... its only a matter of time before they hunt him down, hopefully a hijacked and hacked terminator can get here in time to save him!
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Why can't I just find someone to date me... someone that lives here, isn't going to lie to me and have some 'lover' or another boyfriend or a fuck buddy ont he side or something, and that is at least semi-normal??? Huh... why the fuck is that so hard?
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Bah... so... I filled out the financial aid paperwork for school over 1 month ago, 2 people confirmed I filled it out... they said 7-10 days to get my award letter... well nothing untill last Monday, a guy called said my ward letter would be emailed to me before the day was over... then Friday I get ana utomated message saying I haven't started the financial aid process... Today I called the financial aid office they can't find any record of me every submitting anything, I start my next class in less than 14 days, need a student loan to pay for it and the books, need my award letter so I know how much to get for a student loan, can't do class without the loan money... blah
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Bah... so... I filled out the financial aid paperwork for school over 1 month ago, 2 people confirmed I filled it out... they said 7-10 days to get my award letter... well nothing untill last Monday, a guy called said my ward letter would be emailed to me before the day was over... then Friday I get ana utomated message saying I haven't started the financial aid process... Today I called the financial aid office they can't find any record of me every submitting anything, I start my next class in less than 14 days, need a student loan to pay for it and the books, need my award letter so I know how much to get for a student loan, can't do class without the loan money... blah
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I need to find a different job, I absolutely hate my job, I need to find something that pays better and/or that I enjoy, even just remotely enjoy (and at least pays the same)... bleh.
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I need to find a different job, I absolutely hate my job, I need to find something that pays better and/or that I enjoy, even just remotely enjoy (and at least pays the same)... bleh.
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The 40 year old virgin is hilarious, and has a suprising amount of male and female nudity
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Bleh, I really don't like when people tell you something and don't follow through
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I want to do this...
http://www.askmen.com/video/2005_aug/aug07_lotus_apache.html
http://www.askmen.com/video/2005_aug/aug07_lotus_apache.html
hahaha
and
RoboBruce
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You all would ahve been visiting me in the hospital if it wasn't for a bottle of aspirine and a trick I learned on ER...
I woke up this morning and like I do every morning... checked my bank balances... and there was no money there... there should have been, we get paid today... so I started freaking out... and I was going crazy and I called my boss and left a message on their voicemail and was freaking out hardcore... then my heart started beating a million baets a minute and it felt like someone was stabbing me with a knife... so I grabbed the bottle of aspirine ate a few and filled the sink with cold water from the fridge and dunked my head (divers response... slows your heart down) *nods* Work almost caused me to have a heart attack... here about 45 minutes later the money finally hits one of my accounts, 100$ is still missing from my second account... but the 610.11 is there in the big account so I'm fine for a while
I woke up this morning and like I do every morning... checked my bank balances... and there was no money there... there should have been, we get paid today... so I started freaking out... and I was going crazy and I called my boss and left a message on their voicemail and was freaking out hardcore... then my heart started beating a million baets a minute and it felt like someone was stabbing me with a knife... so I grabbed the bottle of aspirine ate a few and filled the sink with cold water from the fridge and dunked my head (divers response... slows your heart down) *nods* Work almost caused me to have a heart attack... here about 45 minutes later the money finally hits one of my accounts, 100$ is still missing from my second account... but the 610.11 is there in the big account so I'm fine for a while
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You all would ahve been visiting me in the hospital if it wasn't for a bottle of aspirine and a trick I learned on ER...
I woke up this morning and like I do every morning... checked my bank balances... and there was no money there... there should have been, we get paid today... so I started freaking out... and I was going crazy and I called my boss and left a message on their voicemail and was freaking out hardcore... then my heart started beating a million baets a minute and it felt like someone was stabbing me with a knife... so I grabbed the bottle of aspirine ate a few and filled the sink with cold water from the fridge and dunked my head (divers response... slows your heart down) *nods* Work almost caused me to have a heart attack... here about 45 minutes later the money finally hits one of my accounts, 100$ is still missing from my second account... but the 610.11 is there in the big account so I'm fine for a while
I woke up this morning and like I do every morning... checked my bank balances... and there was no money there... there should have been, we get paid today... so I started freaking out... and I was going crazy and I called my boss and left a message on their voicemail and was freaking out hardcore... then my heart started beating a million baets a minute and it felt like someone was stabbing me with a knife... so I grabbed the bottle of aspirine ate a few and filled the sink with cold water from the fridge and dunked my head (divers response... slows your heart down) *nods* Work almost caused me to have a heart attack... here about 45 minutes later the money finally hits one of my accounts, 100$ is still missing from my second account... but the 610.11 is there in the big account so I'm fine for a while
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wow this 3d sex villa thing is AWESOME
LAME!
Lame... so yeah with gas nearing 3$ a gallon, I figure, well I'll ask if I can do 4 day work weeks like all of the federal employees do... so I asked my federal boss...
his reply was...
"CBP policy is that contractors are not eligible for the alternate work schedule. Sorry."
Ok well sorry this, you pay the federal employees 3x what you do me to do the same job, plus you give them the option to work 4 10-hour days instead of 8 5-hour days... which to me, was invented to lessen traffic on roads and save fuel... there is no reason for me to be here 5 days a week...
So, I make 40k$ less a year for doing the same job AND AND AND, I can't work 4 days a week to save on fuel.
his reply was...
"CBP policy is that contractors are not eligible for the alternate work schedule. Sorry."
Ok well sorry this, you pay the federal employees 3x what you do me to do the same job, plus you give them the option to work 4 10-hour days instead of 8 5-hour days... which to me, was invented to lessen traffic on roads and save fuel... there is no reason for me to be here 5 days a week...
So, I make 40k$ less a year for doing the same job AND AND AND, I can't work 4 days a week to save on fuel.
crap!
wow!
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/08/17/bangladesh.blasts/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/08/17/bangladesh.blasts/index.html
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This lady had been pregnant 3 times... was in severe pain, had her husband take her to the hospital... and she had a kid at the hospital, AND DID NOT KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT
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this lady on Maury has 52MMM cup size!!!!
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An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German,
Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek.
An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian,
Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab,
or Pakistani, or Afghan.
An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho,
Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as
native Americans.
An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist,
or Muslim.
In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan.
The only difference is that in America they are free to worship
as each of them chooses.
An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he
will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed
thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.
An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of
the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of
Independence, which recognizes the God given right of each
person to the pursuit of happiness.
An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about
every other nation in the world in their time of need.
When the Soviet army overran Afghanistan 20 years ago,
Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to
win back their country!
As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more
than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan.
Americans welcome the best, the best products, the best books,
the best music, the best food, the best athletes. But they also
welcome the! least.
The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes
your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming
shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the
people who built America.
Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of
September 11, 2001 earning a better life for their families.
I've been told that the World Trade Center victims were from at
least 30 other countries, cultures, and first languages,
including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.
So you can try to kill an American if you must.
Hitler did.
So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every
bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world.
But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because
Americans are not a particular people from a particular place.
They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom.
Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.
Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek.
An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian,
Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab,
or Pakistani, or Afghan.
An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho,
Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as
native Americans.
An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist,
or Muslim.
In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan.
The only difference is that in America they are free to worship
as each of them chooses.
An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he
will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed
thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.
An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of
the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of
Independence, which recognizes the God given right of each
person to the pursuit of happiness.
An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about
every other nation in the world in their time of need.
When the Soviet army overran Afghanistan 20 years ago,
Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to
win back their country!
As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more
than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan.
Americans welcome the best, the best products, the best books,
the best music, the best food, the best athletes. But they also
welcome the! least.
The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes
your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming
shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the
people who built America.
Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of
September 11, 2001 earning a better life for their families.
I've been told that the World Trade Center victims were from at
least 30 other countries, cultures, and first languages,
including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.
So you can try to kill an American if you must.
Hitler did.
So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every
bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world.
But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because
Americans are not a particular people from a particular place.
They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom.
Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.