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This video claims to be the new nintendo revolution... http://onefed.com/media/NintendoON.wmv we'll find out for sure in a few days as it is revealed at E3... everyone seems to think this technology does not exist, and even if it did would cost thousands of dollars... I've got bad news for them... the technology does exist... headsets like that ahve been in use in personal dvd players now for about 5 years for 100-200$, we had an addon for the sega that could do your movements over a decade ago (I've even got one in the garage)... this technology so exists... and someone put lots of time and money into this video... I wouldn't be surpised if it is the official nintendo video for E3 and got leaked...

I just realized...

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You know... I was sitting here bored at work... thinking... and I discovered something interesting...
The original Star Trek was made during the cold war... and it had the Federation (*cough*U.S.*cough*) fighting the klingons(*cough*Russia*cough*). Star Trek Next Generation started in 1987 (around the time the cold war was coming to an end... remember berlin wall fell in 89)and carried on to 94... in it the Klingons(*cough*russians*cough*) were allies to the Federation(*cough*U.S.*cough*). Crazy!

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Damn glasses are expensive... because I haven't been taking my contacts out every night, my vision has gotten nearly twice as bad so I'm switching to glasses... I just pays $347 for glasses... and this is AFTER my insurance paid 450$... 797$ for a pair of fucking glasses... when I can get a box of contacs (that last me 2 years, when they are supposed to only last 10 weeks) for 40$... but... whatever... after this pair I"ll be getting lasik... probably actually around january... insurance covers a nice portion of it... the rest I"ll have come january...

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Damn glasses are expensive... because I haven't been taking my contacts out every night, my vision has gotten nearly twice as bad so I'm switching to glasses... I just pays $347 for glasses... and this is AFTER my insurance paid 450$... 797$ for a pair of fucking glasses... when I can get a box of contacs (that last me 2 years, when they are supposed to only last 10 weeks) for 40$... but... whatever... after this pair I"ll be getting lasik... probably actually around january... insurance covers a nice portion of it... the rest I"ll have come january...

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Anyone who isn't doing anything Friday night...

NINJAPALOOZA!
Announcing: NINJAPALOOZA 2005:
The Official Jeremy Jones Benefit/DVD-Release Party

Friday, May 6 2005
7pm - Midnight

U.B. Ballroom
408 S. Locust St.
Greencastle, IN
46135

Comedians! Films! Rockin' bands! And one homeless, cross-dressing ninja professor...

Line-up includes:
7pm-9pm: The Comedy:
Stand-up Acts by:
- Michel Martin Del Campos
- That funny guy named Dave
- Some other really funny people!

- The early embarassing films of Jeremy Jones, with special guest appearance by Captain Justice!

9pm-Midnight: The bands!

THE HEART ATTACKS

SILVER IN DECEMBER

JAY GATSBY AND THE RUMRUNNERS

Tentative possibility: Special improv show by Indy-based professional improv troupe, ComedySportZ!

Admission is FREE FREE FREE, but donations are welcome

This is also your only chance to order Jeremy's 4-disc DVD

ALL Donations are welcome, but every donation of $15 or more gets a free copy of the 4-disc Jeremy Jones DVD Collection!

DVD Set includes:
- Early embarassing footage from 1995-2005
- Jeremy's first zombie film
- Captain Dingo's Day at the Races
- Jeremy's college art films
- Jeremy's Elimidate appearance
- Drag Ball 2000 footage
- DePauw Senior Film 2004
- Lots of added easter eggs and bonus features!


WHY SHOULD YOU COME?
- Trained attack pandas are waiting outside your door
- You really want the DVD
- There's awesome bands playing!
- You love Jeremy?
- Jeremy needs $250 to repair his truck.
- Jeremy needs way more than that to get his DVDs mass-produced.
- The University has been screwing Jeremy over all year with little pay and no benefits
- It's your chance to stick it to the man!
- You can support a ninja-fied cause

For more info, call 1-317-748-3619 or e-mail thelonehamster@gmail.com or you can reach me via the usual methods